Wot triggered you mate?
Right, so ya are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your knickers in a knot? Spill the tea. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a cuppa and you can chat us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Did sumfin tick ya off? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could explode a